yerawizardharri

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my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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sneezes	me:
	everyone:
sneezes	someone else:
bless you	teacher:
bless you	students:
bless you	principal:
bless you	class hamster:
bless you	jesus:
bless you	god:
bless you	tupac:

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broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

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itspokemonbetch:

Long live Scott

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i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling

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caligulas-aquariums:

misterbombastic:

himapapa:

I;m GOinG TO Cry

L E T I T B E G I N

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